Nothing.... works out like I want it to

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  • The entire plot of Lord of the Rings: "Put that thing back where it came from or so help me."

doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:

actual dialogue 

(Source: russellmiller)

curiousillusions:

stuckinamini-van:

sixpathsofbased:

College is a fucked up place

Finals fried this kid’s brain so bad that he’s trying to communicate with another plant to get him the fuck out of here before next year’s finals.

Plant

curiousillusions:

stuckinamini-van:

sixpathsofbased:

College is a fucked up place

Finals fried this kid’s brain so bad that he’s trying to communicate with another plant to get him the fuck out of here before next year’s finals.

Plant

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

bveryverygood:

twinzik:

Becoming A Thornberry!

More on our FB page- http://facebook.com/twinzik.twins

THIS IS SMASHING

xxdeadkatxx:

foxadhd:

Pickpocketing

Pugpocketing

xxdeadkatxx:

foxadhd:

Pickpocketing

Pugpocketing

shuckl:

primatis:

His name is Fry

image

forgetpolitics:

I. AM. FUCKING. DEAD.

(Source: patrickkingart)

otaku-4-life:

awesomephilia:

"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"

neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality

image

(Source: dutchster)

blackalleykat:

urulokid:

freddyskrueger:

toocooltobehipster:

3 year old death grip!

omfg

iM LAUGHING SO HARD BC THE BROTHER IS STARING AT HER LIKE “OMFG” AND SHES STANIDNG BACK THERE HOLDING HER HANDS LIKE “i never knew what i was capable of, my powers are here”

I just reblogged this yesterday but I fucking had to do it again because it gets funnier every single time omg